GULLIVER'S GRAND TOUR

A new 'Gulliver's Travels' theme park, which turned out to be a portal back to imperial days opened at Rother Valley, the site of an old coal mining pit. At its launch Gulliver in full mining gear, the hero of the plebs and drifters, was found bound down by the Torputians. Two of its members, the hate cleric 'Angel of Intolerance', and 'Churchill', his far-right ranting pet were there, and had been asked by the owners to do a tour for the locals. The Torps then headed through the great American steppe, where they heard the roar of many horses galloping through. It was purported that this was a sign of the anger of the indigenous people, for the way they were treated by early settlers, and the robbery of the black hills at Mount Rushmore by the white men. The plebs and the drifters in their own defence were striving to construct some form of 'war elephant', by using Gulliver once they realized his size, for their effort in the consequential battle, it was partly made from the remains of real poached elephants that have been shipped over to the UK, ears, trunks, and tusks. They had found an old theme park ride called 'Tunnel of Tusks', which featured elephant carriages, and were using that to build their final siege mobile, as well as fighting their corner, they wanted to protest the poaching and killing of safari beasts. Its design was to blow oil out of its trunk like some medieval warlike contraption, and so the plebs put the Zimbabweans to the helm of each of these, the Emiratis were to aid with the dispersal of the black gold liquid in and around the body of the elephant. The Trinidadians because of their experience working in mines were put to the feet where the barrels of oil were stored. The Indians for their dexterity were put to the tusks, and the Beninians to the ears, but after an ear-splitting scream by the Torps, which ruptured pipes causing oil to come flowing down, they were overcome at their posts and died on the spot. The Torps took onboard a group of Tanzanians they found floundering about on the field, who they set working as rowers to propel their own craft, they decided to revolt by causing a great ruckus and throwing the careful balance of the vehicle off centre. Once down on the ground they were easy prey, and the plebs fooled the Torps into signing a declaration but without reading the small print, only after realizing that they had put the plebs in charge.