The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses

"Why read Oxbow Lake's The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses? Because it's funny and dirty. . . in the classic literary sense of both these terms... that's why! If you're titillated by someone else's ox getting gored, this is the novel for you! It'll make your satirical funny bone twitch at someone else's expense. Hell, it'll make all your funny bones twitch... provided you have them bones to twitch."

Kramer Killread, The New Tampa Guide to Sane Automobile Repair

RECENT WINNER OF SHIPWRECKPUBLICATIONS' COSTA CONCORDIA AWARD FOR FRICTION

Blackmail... Sex... Drugs... Tequila... Rock and Roll... and throw in a bunch of murders... Does it get any better? No! No! 4.95 to 15.95 times no!

What exactly is a Posse of Little Horses? How did a bachelorette party scramble a young prospective bride's mind? How did a bachelor party inadvertently create a new kind of tequila body slam with frightening consequences? Why did a Mexican drug cartel blackmail Jamie Steinkraus's rotund professorial father-in-law? Could it be a misguided attempt to get possession of the mountain chalet Jamie presented to his young bride on the eve of their wedding? Can detective Big Louie Fazzano unravel the mystery? Will Jamie and his Posse of Little Horses elude the cartel's hit men as the posse flees west on Route 66 in a restored cherry red '58 Edsel convertible? Will the posse's supply of Brand XXX Tequila last long enough to get them to California? What can modern psychiatry do to cure Jamie's young bride of her obsession to give herself to black men whom she believes are Zulu warriors? Are we all doomed to repeat history on both sides of the law?

To find the answers to these and other intriguing questions, you'll have to buy this book! Neither you nor I will regret this purchase!

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