The Compendium of Roman History

The Compendium of Roman History: Your Darkly Humorous Guide to Ancient Rome Ancient Rome as you've never seen it before-brutal, fascinating, and with a side of humor as sharp as a gladiator's blade. With over 340 pages of vividly told tales, The Compendium of Roman History delves into the glory, madness, and might of one of history's most notorious civilizations. From the bizarre to the terrifying, this book offers a wickedly fun and unfiltered journey through the Roman Empire's rise and fall, capturing all the blood-soaked, bone-rattling chaos you could hope for. Here's what readers are saying:"Excellent wordsmith, always a fascinating and eloquent read. Highly recommend!" - CC "My husband approves. A great read!" - JS "One of my top five current favorite authors." - AD "Superb pub trivia, right there!" - JJ What's inside? Ancient Rome first appeared in the 8th Century BC, swaggering onto the world stage like a civilization that could barely keep itself in check. Drawing inspiration from the Etruscans, the Romans began their reign with a thirst for conquest, inventing jaw-dropping temples, terrifying gods, and questionable political maneuvers. As they set out to dominate the Mediterranean, they left a legacy of brutality, genius, and insanity that still fascinates-and horrifies-today. This compendium isn't just history; it's a whirlwind of weird gods, mind-bending inventions, and emperors with egos bigger than their armies. Brace yourself for stories of:Elephants in the Alps and emperors struck by lightning Dark curses and black-magic babies The brutal murders that shaped the Empire Ingenious (and occasionally absurd) inventions still standing today Bizarre traditions and unthinkable practices that could make even the gods blush If you're looking for an accurate yet irreverent account of the Empire's rise and fall-where politics, violence, and a good bit of madness meet-then look no further. Whether you're a history buff or just someone who enjoys a darker, funnier take on the past, The Compendium of Roman History offers a compelling look at one of the world's most complex and fascinating societies. Ready to uncover the brutal truths and bizarre quirks of Ancient Rome? Order your copy now to explore history's most fascinating empire in all its darkly humorous and uncensored glory.