BEFORE LONG

Trying to move to a new home... on a new block... in a unknown community is like seeing a yard sign, "WARNING! Do Your Homework!"
Save money and improve the odds of finding your dream home with this funny, 70-page illustrated adventure. Follow these home buyers through Plan B, C, D, E, and F. Will they get more than a second chance?
Ernst and Esme's adventure becomes the ultimate home-owning guide to satisfaction for house-buying dummies, a preventative check list. If you like short stories, Dave Ramsey, comic books, and Garfield, you will love the inspiration of Before Long.
Contentment is a virtue, but who can truly assure us that Before Long, all will be well? How will you solve unforeseen problems inherent in a new home? This tall tale is the guide to happiness and personal financial planning at home.

PRAISE FOR BEFORE LONG

This little parable, filled with home buying comedy is sheer romance. "Before Long" is a coffee table picture book about landing the perfect home. As a realtor Thank You, for making us look good. Contentment is a virtue, but why not laugh about the winding paths we take to arrive there?

- George Flowers, RE/MAX Agent



"Fictional Ernst and Esme allow you to accompany them through their buyer's remorse to the glee of finding a place to belong. This is a great housewarming or Thank You gift!" - Verified Buyer



"Poking fun at a young couple searching for a place to call home, Before Long teases a home buyer's angst with some look-in-the-mirror humor. With the surprize ending, Before Long is a very funny closing gift." - Harold Chugg, Closing Agent


In this modern age gift book, we get to laugh at ourselves in Ernst and Esme's attempt to land the ideal house in the perfect community without significant drawbacks. Thankfully, other options become available.

Better than a how-to home buyer's fix-it manual, it's a great laugh for anniversaries, housewarming parties, your loan officer, and home seller's thank you's. Inspirational, it's the fun gift to bring.

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